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Melissa

A woman who has a penis. Usually from aimwell la.
Melissa is a man
by Charles darpeen July 4, 2024
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Melissa Munch

The munchest of them all. however, the word munch refers to an extremely cute person that looks delicious that you would like to munch on!
Melissa MUNCHHHHH! how are you!
by hankdollas January 10, 2019
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Melissa

Someone who calls you a hoe every single day and ignores ur messages 90% of the time. She is a hoe and a stinky poopoo with a cute dog called brownie. Brownie is the cutest in the world and he doesn't not listen to melissa.
Person 1: Did you ever get a reply from the stinky poopoo melissa?
Person 2: No, she ignores 90% of everyone's dms to her :(((
by cinagrolsafbdkflhsbdklvnsadlkf January 30, 2022
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Melissađź’–

The most beautiful, hottest, sexiest, cutest, neko princess ever!!! <333
"I love you so very much my adorable Melissađź’–"
by Chocolate Prince091 December 6, 2022
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Melissa

Mercyful Fate’s debut album and one of their songs in the album, Melissa. It is said that King Diamond (the frontman of the band) had a skeleton named Melissa and someone stole it after a show. King Diamond got sad and the band made a song and named the album Melissa in memory of the skeleton. The skeleton was returned to King Diamond but it is nor completely believed that it is the same skeleton. The band made another song named “Is That You, Melissa” in their their album named In The Shadows.

Also, Melissa is a song by The Allman Brothers Band. Wonderful bands, wonderful albums and wonderful songs.
A: Hey dude, have you listened to Melissa?
B: You mean Mercyful Fate’s debut album or the song?
A: The song.
B: Yes, I have, it’s amazing!
by Purpleponyinthesky February 2, 2020
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Melissa

kind amazing confident human who says the funniest thing and loves cats, they will say the most random things that will just make you life, they are beautiful but they know because they ain't blinddddd and they are the person you could just vibe and sing and dance and have the best time of your life, they also are hard to explain their amazing personality but they are there when you need them and they are who they want to be and no one can teelll them otherwiseeeee but i love thtat about themmm and the most AMAZING PERSON EVERRRRR if your readin this mellisaaaaa illllyyyyyyylllllll :))))))))) never forget dattt my broooo

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They are a melissaaaa, (this is highly rarely used basically only used for one person and dat my melissa) so dont use it cuz i bet your meliss aint as good as mine :) sorry but they my bestie your so jelous :)
by purple + brown <3 November 11, 2020
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Melissa

Melissa is a very beautiful girl whose beauty is beyond limits . If you sit with her in a room for a second she will laugh like never before, she makes anyone laugh She is also emotional and cares for the people she loves. If you need help, just go to her , she will find the solution and she gives the best advice.
In her view, life is short, so take risks because you are human and make mistakes .
She has the best hugs tho .

Melissa is very funny, good and funny, crazy, never grows old, consoles anyone who is sad, cares for people, I mean, isn't she the goddess of the honeybee
P1 : Dude yesterday i saw this beautiful girl she is so funny and kind i like her
P2 : Ooh , i think you just met MELISSA
by That sad boy November 23, 2021
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