This INFANT SPECIES is probably Asian and watches Skibidi Toilet. He's a bit above average height-wise and probably plays some kind of sport, preferably baseball(but he SUCKS at soccer. Like, even Pierce the skinny Chinese kid can get past him, like shit tragic new patek hop in the v automatic with his mum) He is always selling and he likes his cousin that he said gyatt to one time while some friends were visiting, ALSO he incarcerated my new born parakeets achilles tendon and then turned me into Hakeem Olajuwon and gave me a career ending injury.
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"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."
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