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Tapping some sweet maple

Getting it on with a red-haired Canadian.
It's been a long cold spring, but I finally got down to tapping some sweet maple down at the cabane à sucre. Her name was Véronique, I think.
by The Tories April 17, 2011
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Maple Ridge Elementary School

Is full of white asshole teachers, and demons known as "pervs". the buses smell like shit, and you must make friends to survive the 10 years you're in that prison. the teachers are strict as fuck and some of them literally have told you they're trying to make the work as boring as possible. the 7 year olds think they're cool and start swearing, the english are dumb fucks and the 6th graders think they have it hard. kids have fake depression and there are so many clubs that you are forced to be in at least ten. this hell hole can be found in Ottawa, ON,CA. kids beg for mercy at assemblies also known as 2 hour long lectures. people lose their pure minds at the age of 5 when you find a teacher on pornhub. thank you for reading.
poor innocent child: hey i go to maple ridge elementary school
random kid: whens your funeral?
by that one fucking idiot October 15, 2019
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Maple Custom Team (MCT)

A place where you can show off your sprites and have nubs leech and ask for requests.
Example of Maple Custom Team (MCT):

Random Nub: C@n 1 H@Z C@ST0MZ?
Member: Go away
by Jrkiller September 4, 2009
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Maple Grove Senior High

A high school located in the rich part of the school district and the only high school where there are no black people. Unlike it's extremely ghetto cousin Park Center, or PC, or it's moderately ghetto brother, Osseo Senior High, Maple Grove is filled with the perfect yuppie children who were rejected at the doors of the other two high schools of the district.
Laqisha: Man, I went to Maple Grove Senior High for a year and dat place wuz gay az fuck. Ain't no G's go dere.

Steve the Generic White Guy: Get you and the rest of your kind to Park Center. We do not need you low - level pieces of shit at our school.
by JO MOMMMMMA December 30, 2011
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maple ridge christian school

An all around terrible school. Teachers act like police officers, Boy's can wear tank tops, girls can't wear shorts. FOR CHRIST SAKES WE CAN'T EVEN WEAR FLIP-FLOPS!
guy 1: Man, have you heard of maple ridge christian school?
guy 2: Nah dawg.
guy 1: You're lucky!
by Swagger 3000 September 20, 2013
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canadian maple leaf

when you piss the shape of a Canadian maple leaf on a girls back
by mark minadeo September 29, 2008
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Maple Hill High School

More commonly known as Maple Hell, this is a place that kids and teens go to scream in agony and feel great pain and suffering with every second in being in this hell hole. Set in the wonderful town of Castletucky, Maple HELL is a fun place to go if you need a good reason to commit suicide, have fun!
I went to Maple Hill High School as a young girl and let's just say there's a good reason I'm dead now.
by TheCeleryGod November 7, 2018
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