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Jen

Jen / Jenifer - but not Jenni or Jenny - that’s not my name!

She came from a land down under.

She became our uptown girl, and she’s so demanding. She loves her D-A-T-A, she’s a flamin’ galah!

She’s got so many shoes you’d think she was a centipede, and even then there’s probably more shoes than what she’d need.

She hardly ever gets distracted, squirrel!

She’s Gigi’s Mum,

She’s really fun,
Likes her wine,

And likes a whine.

Jen loved being surrounded by her Bush but her husband was not too keen.
Now she shows it off in the Garden for all those to admire around her.

She makes a good study buddy but most of the time the talk goes off track.

But it is very therapeutic to have a chat with her. #squirrel

Hard to keep up with.

Underrated in what she can be.
An unexpected friend that will be missed.
Be more Jen, say goodbye with a glass of red.
by Fancyphanicpants July 13, 2022
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Jens

Ultimate sex lord.
Superior to all other names especially those named Vincent.
Bro that porn star has a massive cock he must be named Jens
by Jo,694200 January 8, 2023
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Jens

A little god allso known as a sexy beast

A Jens is a frequent masturbater
I felt like a Jens after masturbating 10 times Yesterday
by juM4nji October 26, 2020
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Jens

Amazing guy who is great at flirting. Cute and hot af
Omg, he’s amazing! Is his name Jens?
by redlumetnel May 1, 2020
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Jen

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Jens

A guy who plays the father of a friend. If he chose you he becomes your father forever and he won’t let you go!
Person 1: yo person 2 do you wanna hang out?
Person 2: yea sure
Jens: no person 2 you are not going anywhere
Person 2: ok daddy
by Bas2004 November 22, 2021
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Jen<33

Jen is a weeb on discord! She met Quandale Dingle irl, NO WAY!!!1!1!!11 She hates a guy named C4L ._. for no reason, and C4L is an idiot too and Jen is th best person ever, shes funny, smart, not kind, not nice, a bitch, a puta, dora kinnie
C4L: Wheres Jen<33's dad?

Jen<33's dad: Right here you dumbass bitch
by JenTheDumOne_official May 6, 2022
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