by Hahabitch28 April 10, 2019
A mission in which you have to seek out an individual, beat the shit out of them, interrogate them until they talk, then ditch them in the desert when you're done. Only an expert can pull this off... >.>
Eddie: Someone's following us
Van Halen: Careful, it might be a ditch mission. We better go into hiding. I'll never talk and my car was impounded because I ran over an old lady, so we'd be fucked.
Van Halen: Careful, it might be a ditch mission. We better go into hiding. I'll never talk and my car was impounded because I ran over an old lady, so we'd be fucked.
by Justin Hussey April 27, 2008
After taking a leisurley stroll in the country, Samuel was pleased to come across Susans "sausage ditch" buried in the growling undergrowth!
by Sausage Gash. June 13, 2011
by ClubChill April 02, 2017
This is when one sleeps with a female. After intercourse one waits till she is alseep. While asleep you lay a steamer in her mouth, if this doesn't awake her right away you can also perceed to insert your thumb into her anus, and then run away.
by Mr nooglets January 25, 2009
dirt in the ditch is shit in your ass crack
by Rick Bona October 21, 2009
by chugger42001 August 01, 2008