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morning horn

When a man wakes in the morning with an erection. See also the morning wake up call, morning mast and the big top
Hey baby look at my morning horn.

My baby's got wood. Usually followed by your girl chopping on the wood.
by 2Damn$ly April 27, 2006
mugGet the morning hornmug.

d-horn

noun:de-horn; a female body type charicterized by skinny legs a flat behind and a thick potato like mid section. Often associated with heavy drinking and smoking.
d-horn dehorn
by snippee September 29, 2010
mugGet the d-hornmug.

Locked horns

When two people are in an argument that seems to be going on forever.
Oh dang Sally and Lisa have locked horns...grab the popcorn...
by Anonymous1500 September 15, 2020
mugGet the Locked hornsmug.

Booty Horn

A booty horn is performed while giving a Rimjob, while person giving said Rimjob blows in the anus causing the receiver to let out a shriek similar to a horn.
I think my next door neighbors wife played the "Booty Horn" late last night.
by Jorby_Off October 16, 2018
mugGet the Booty Hornmug.

Caston horn

The average person with balls the size of BOWLING BALLS.
by Toastersrule27 May 1, 2022
mugGet the Caston hornmug.

Unicorn horn

When a woman covers a man's entire penis with cum during sex so that his hard shaft appears shiny and slick
"She was so wet, she gave me a unicorn horn."
by The Lady A April 25, 2017
mugGet the Unicorn hornmug.

taken by the horn

when a person is overcome by feelings of intense sexual attraction to another
Crack... "so guru, u got lucky last night?"
Guru... "yeah some poor girl got taken by the horn"
Crack... "so, what happened?"
Guru... "I smashed the hell out of her"
Crack... "job done"
Guru... "and ut"
by LukeTheGuru July 14, 2006
mugGet the taken by the hornmug.

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