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morning horn

When a man wakes in the morning with an erection. See also the morning wake up call, morning mast and the big top
Hey baby look at my morning horn.

My baby's got wood. Usually followed by your girl chopping on the wood.
by 2Damn$ly April 27, 2006
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d-horn

noun:de-horn; a female body type charicterized by skinny legs a flat behind and a thick potato like mid section. Often associated with heavy drinking and smoking.
d-horn dehorn
by snippee September 29, 2010
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Mad Horn

an over horny person, only thinks about hookin up, sucking cock and bucking.
by Neezy aka noel January 22, 2009
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Booty Horn

A booty horn is performed while giving a Rimjob, while person giving said Rimjob blows in the anus causing the receiver to let out a shriek similar to a horn.
I think my next door neighbors wife played the "Booty Horn" late last night.
by Jorby_Off October 16, 2018
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Horn tourture

Resulting from the quarintine of 2020. When you sit in a corner of a room. Look a porn on your phone quitly for 30 minutes straight. And do not act on any urge, or else your life will end.
My house was so crowded during the quarintine that i could only horn tourture in the corner.
by Reeeee bitch April 26, 2020
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Locked horns

When two people are in an argument that seems to be going on forever.
Oh dang Sally and Lisa have locked horns...grab the popcorn...
by Anonymous1500 September 15, 2020
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Caston horn

The average person with balls the size of BOWLING BALLS.
by Toastersrule27 May 1, 2022
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