The phrase you use when shit is indeed happening. Primarily, bad shit is happening. In your life, at the present moment, anytime. You can use this in many ways to say you understand and “that sucks” at the same time. It also can be used in the same way the phrase “it is what it is” is used in.
Mark: “Hey Ben glad to see your leg is healing well after that car crash.”
Ben: “Shit it happen.”
Sasha: my day was just fucking terrible, Jennifer tripped me as I was getting off the elevator this morning! Isn’t that fucked up!?”
Mike: “I mean shit it happen.”
Ben: “Shit it happen.”
Sasha: my day was just fucking terrible, Jennifer tripped me as I was getting off the elevator this morning! Isn’t that fucked up!?”
Mike: “I mean shit it happen.”
by MagicGarbageCan October 22, 2020
Get the Shit it Happenmug. Happens, meaning you have no answer so you give a open ended smart ass one. It works if you say it with confidence
by Zachary J the bastard September 4, 2019
Get the Happensmug. by Rosewood15 January 10, 2024
Get the Kerr Happenedmug. When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.
Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*
by Fireguy47 April 27, 2021
Get the You won’t believe what just happenedmug. What you say when you're asked what happened and your answer is longer than the complete US coast line.
When asked by her mother why she was two hours past curfew she said "see what happened was" and three hours later her mother wished she had just acted like she didn't notice her daughters tardiness and stayed in bed.
by Muffinbutt69 July 16, 2021
Get the see what happened wasmug. Hym "The best thing that could have happened is not what happened here. The best thing that could have happened is Gayve Jewbin vacationing on Russian money in Israel on Oct 7th. But no. I told the truth. You lied because you DIDN'T want the best outcome. But it won't matter."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the The best thing that could have happenedmug. But that’s what happening here, isn’t it?
Hym “Right but you’re using the power of promotion against me. That’s what’s happening. Also, I don’t think Russell appreciates being called a narcissist all the time (and for that reason I think your diagnosis is wrong)....”
Iam “Holy shit dawg! Bison is delicious!”
Hym “Huh?”
Iam “Yeah, I saved you a bite.”
Hym “ A bite!? What happened to the rest of it!?” *Nom* “.... Yah, thash gud...” *Nom*
Iam “Right?”
Hym “Mmm... Ok. Back to what I was saying...”
Iam “Ha! Look at this!”
Hym “Stop interrupting!”
Iam “No look!”
Hym 😤 “... The Joker tried to warn you? THAT’S ME! Hahahahaha! Is that what I did? Ha! Hilarious!”
Iam “Heh, yeah... I hate watching stuff like that...”
Hym “I’ve completely lost track of where I was going with this... I’ll come back to it. That’s funny though.”
Iam “Holy shit dawg! Bison is delicious!”
Hym “Huh?”
Iam “Yeah, I saved you a bite.”
Hym “ A bite!? What happened to the rest of it!?” *Nom* “.... Yah, thash gud...” *Nom*
Iam “Right?”
Hym “Mmm... Ok. Back to what I was saying...”
Iam “Ha! Look at this!”
Hym “Stop interrupting!”
Iam “No look!”
Hym 😤 “... The Joker tried to warn you? THAT’S ME! Hahahahaha! Is that what I did? Ha! Hilarious!”
Iam “Heh, yeah... I hate watching stuff like that...”
Hym “I’ve completely lost track of where I was going with this... I’ll come back to it. That’s funny though.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
Get the Happeningmug.