greasy bastard

An Annoying, Argumentative, Non Hygienic, Non Social, Self Centered Bastard.

Jack: You Need To Shut Up
Andrew: Go Play Pokemon You Greasy Bastard

by BigFatBootyBoy June 12, 2014

Greasy mexican

A geographic area of mexico.

My best friend goes to Baskin Robins where José, a greasy mexican, often serves him.

by Thomas cowboy E June 13, 2018

gettin' greasy

to have sex

my brother and his girlfriend were gettin' greasy upstairss

by alex April 10, 2004

Greasy Canoe

Taking a woman who is gifted with the grace of BBW or in other terms is "fat", start chatting them up with some excellent pickup lines, once they begin to give you the "bedroom" eyes, ask them to jog around said establishment you are currently residing in until they start to perspire heavily. The result of said exercise will produce a sweaty groin area which will resemble a "Greasy canoe" effect once penetration has been achieved.

Dude, john just picked up some land whale and is taking her back for a greasy canoe!

by DgO4 December 1, 2011

Greasy

So drunk a thin layer of sweat and oil covers your body.

Im trynna get greasy tonight!

by SickoSlimelorde May 28, 2018

The Greasy Fireman

During intercourse, both intercoursees are smothered in oil, hence enhancing the sexual experience. It is at this point that the male leans upon a lit scented candle, thus engulfing the couple in flames. This often ends in a fulfilling night along with 3rd degree burns.

Man is lying in hospital...

DUDE1: Holy shit dude! you look terrible, what happened??
DUDE2: Tried to pull off The Greasy Fireman.
DUDE1: Ah.. touche

by Banterbus October 16, 2009

Greasy Dog Butthole

An area on the map Isolation on Halo 3. It is at the top of the map where you jump down the tube (near the shotgun) and you emerge from the greasy dog butthole.

"I just got the shotgun and I'm about to have a rape party on these noobs once I emerge from the greasy dog butthole. They'll probably deserve the vicious T-Bagging that will then ensue"

by Dirty D19 February 23, 2009