The Fruities

The kind of intestinal distress a person experiences when they have consumed an excessive quantity of fruit or fruit juice. Effects range from severe, unpleasantly fragrant flatulence all the way to more liquid based expulsions.

After a sudden, unexpected fart, Tom immediately began to regret having eaten nothing other than a full punnet of ripe peaches for lunch. Instantly he knew that the fruities were coming.

by QuiglyMayer October 28, 2020

Fruity rat piss

code name for: a fruity person with a fruity crush rat piss though mean send noodles.

Girl: Hey girl fruity rat piss!
Girl 2: OMG you play Butterfly Soup too NO WAY THATS HOT

by ezmult June 15, 2022

fruity slip

when two guys in a threesome make eye contact

i had an insane fruity slip last night but i kinda liked it

by fruityfreudy August 28, 2022

Fruities

Aussie Bloke slang for fruit beer or a Vodka Cruiser

Johno and I are getting a carton of the pom pom fruities tonight

by Bosg_acog January 01, 2021

Fruity

When it's homo but not quite gay

In the comments of the very gay fanfiction, everyone was typing out "Fruity"

by ALilFruity March 19, 2022

Fruity

Eden and poggers

Hey pog- " this could be us " *gunshots* fruity mf smh

by ALEX _BAT April 10, 2021

Fruity

Good

Fred: you alright bro?
Archie: yh I'm fruity mate, wbu?

by K777 June 11, 2017