Friends

WERE JUST FRIENDSSSSSSS!!!! NOTHING MORE THAN THAT K!!!!!!

U: wanna go on a date

Friend: OMG WERE JUST FRIENDS OK. And I have a bf.

by blakedout April 25, 2019

Friends

A fucking waste of time. U could be out Doing what u want in life BUT NOOOO u have to go out of ur fucking way to comfort ur dumbass friend after a breakup. But for what. What is that gonna do? Bc u comforted him is he gonna give u a stack lode of college for ur well being. No! They say “man thanks a lot for helping me out. I feel a lot better. Alright bye see ya tomorrow.” Mother fucker...... IF WE FUCKING GO OUT OF OUR WAY FOR A FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK DO WE GET. When u get rich u have to share with ur friends bc they were “ there for u” bullshit. We don’t need these bitch ass friends. U probably searched this bc ur friend left u and u wanted something like this. Well just block ur self out from everyone. U may get depression but that’s okay. U wanna know why? Bc u don’t have to deal with bullshit

How u should act
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why

You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off

by George bacon April 26, 2019

friends

there are very few real ones CUZ EVERYONE IS SO FAKE THESE DAYS SMHHHH so keep the real ones x

DILDO FRIENDS
;0

by thot xoxo May 16, 2019

Friends

Friends are nice shy and won’t hurt you... when you first meet them. Once you are good friends with them, they will jump on you and laugh with you. My friends and me are VERY annoying. Make a friend. You might get a bruise but you will be ok. :>

Other kids: you and your friends are so annoying
Me and my friends: Thank you

by A very annoying alpaca May 21, 2018

Friend

Something that I don't have.

OH! And it's also someone who really cares about, respects you, brings the best out of you, someone who makes you smile, and listens to all your problems.

Friends make sure you DON'T get drunk... alone.
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

by Fanta7Lord December 26, 2017

Friends

you probably looked this up because you don't have any!

Mom:"Plannign on hanging out with any of you're friends today Hun?"
Son:"What friends,mom?"

by The stuff that I made April 11, 2017

friends

when you are "friends" but don't want to put the other person in the friendzone

boy: Hey, are we friends?
girl: no, we're "friends".

by welpigifriendzonedhim April 25, 2017