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Cats can be trained to poop in a box Dogs: Can be trained to smell cancer in humans Cats cannot be used in self-defence Dogs: Can bite the enemy and make him retreat Cats: Scared lilttle coward douchebags/douchebaguettes. Dogs Brave,honored life savers. Cats No life saved Dogs 50% lifes saved.
Remember: Cats suck,Dogs Rule
by ´´´= September 13, 2017
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cat

by loonapavedtheway February 20, 2023
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cat

the cat got stuck in the tree in a cartoon so they call the entire fire department to get them down even though they can just jump
by the person who exists February 17, 2022
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Cat

They are Cute and fluffy if you have one your special cause

YES they also she a lot of hair

In japan cats say Nya in America they say Meow
"THEY ARE SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE I COULD JUST CUDDLE IT ALL THE TIME"
Cats can also be men whom play Jazz ...
Cats can also be rasing an anchor from out of the ocean but who gives a fuck
"look at that cute cat I JUST WANT TO P E T IT!!!!"
by Skyo-Chan December 19, 2019
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cat

the rulers of the internet
by cat #937 April 11, 2018
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Cat

an animal that has a tail and is scared of pickles, snakes, and bananas.
if you put a banana next to a cat while it's eating its food it will jump in the air.
by MeowDax October 27, 2020
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cat

also known as sex kitten;
the hottest chick you willl evvvver see or meet.
she turns gay guys straight. a lot of ugly ass bitches are jealous because they want to look like her.
she is every guys helen.
guy: dayummm that is one fine ass cat! shittt.
girl: omg i wish i looked like her, but i'm an ugly bitch!
by iwillpwnUn00b February 21, 2009
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