church kink

someone who really wants to have sex or gets off on the idea of having sex in a church

bro i have such a church kink

by herbeveevebbe March 26, 2022

The Church of Piss

The church in which those who sit around it are mesmerized and are turned in to a transcended form. It is stated that those who come to the church every Tuesday instead of eating tacos are rewarded with a cup of piss in there hand within a chalice. Those who receive it may drink from the chalice and they may see a blessed video of the legend himself known as sodahead 13.

"What are you doing today?"
"I'm going to the church and try and get some piss."
"Oh, the Church of Piss!"

by haha pee pee uh oh stinky poo September 30, 2019

Church Coffee

Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!

guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.

by palindrome216 July 6, 2011

remy church

Rat church is the church that is devoted to worshiping remy, mass starts at 11:03 on the third Monday of the month and we will do the following:
1. Light the candles of the rat (remy)saying remy (next candle) my rattitouile (next) the rat(next) of(next) all (next) my dreams (next) I praise you(next) my rattitoule(next) may the world(next) remember (next) your(next) name
2.we say lines from the ratatouille and sing some hymns.
3.we eat remys cheese and then blow out the candles while reciting the same passage.

What’s ur religion my pog champ?
Remy church

by Bugsx January 11, 2021

Church Bell

When you take a shit that is so long that as it falls from your ass, it leans forward and bumps into the back side of your balls like clanging a bell.

"I should have pinched that deuce off sooner and it wouldn't have gone church bell on me."

by jackwagon99 January 28, 2018

church heat

Really hot inside...like in a church full of people hopping and praising the lord (and sweating).
Temperatures above 80 usually found in crouded places or where the thermostat may be controled by a church elder who needs to warm his chilled bones.

Man, it was so hot in that cafeteria, it was like they had the church heat going!

by Grabapail March 21, 2017

Church steepling

Like an Eiffel Tower but instead you hold hands and sing kumbaya.

“Yo dude, we were church steepling this girl the other night and we matched pitches during kumbaya”

by Phtbtmgrlz October 22, 2019