An old church is a beautiful masterpiece of religious architecture and will stand out in any town or setting. Old Churches that are either made from wood or from stone are different from more modern churches simply because they feature a beautiful relaxing space with lots of nice colours. Lots of elegant churches like this can be found a lot in England, America, Australia and New Zealand. They look the best when they are in a country setting with surrounding trees and lakes.
by BlackTie12 February 21, 2020
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Mom: So what'd you learn in church history today?
Me: Oh, I learned about all the different heresies, protestantism, etc. We've also had about 54385798327549 bad popes.
Sue: Church history is the biggest waste of life.
Me: I do my precalc homework in that class.
Me: So... this Church history exam....
Ellen: Fuck that shit.
Me: Oh, I learned about all the different heresies, protestantism, etc. We've also had about 54385798327549 bad popes.
Sue: Church history is the biggest waste of life.
Me: I do my precalc homework in that class.
Me: So... this Church history exam....
Ellen: Fuck that shit.
by screaminghallelujah6 December 12, 2011
Get the Church History mug.Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!
guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.
by palindrome216 July 6, 2011
Get the Church Coffee mug.When a parent who is usually a normal person turns into a raging angry demon on Sundays. This usually occurs because they care deeply about their image and want their families to appear perfect to other churchgoers.
Damn, mom is screaming at John for forgetting to iron his shirt for church! Looks like she's gone church crazy.
by PlasticCup December 5, 2022
Get the church crazy mug.Taylor Church is an amazing best friend. She would do anything for her friends from looking up there name meaning or just giving them guy advice. Taylor can also be lazy when she wants to but she is always a bad-ass. She is beautiful, and outgoing. She is one of those girls who doesn't fall over every guy who talks to her. She save herself for the right guy(after college of course). She loves her family, even thought they can be a pain. She loves animals and school.
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Get the Church steepling mug.A want-to-be religion worshipping Mr.Clean. Seems like a cult and probably is. You are allowed to worship other gods, but Mr.Clean mostly. And it seems as if The Church of Mr.Clean hates Donald J. Trump.
Person 1: I wish there was a religion where I could worship Mr.Clean
Person 2: There actually is! It's called the Church of Mr.Clean!
Person 2: There actually is! It's called the Church of Mr.Clean!
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