Drag Bar

A location where Lauren Boebert's husband (Jayson Boebert) has put his penis on display for the general public. Typically a bowling ally.

"Do you want to go to the drag bar this weekend."
"Sure, but we will need to find a sitter because we can't take the kids. It's just not safe."

by xxxyy August 10, 2022

Drag boobs

A pair of large natural breasts that strangely reveals no cleavage above a standard neckline. So named for their resemblance to the false breasts warn by female impersonators (Drag Queens).

Stacy: Whoa, what is Tiffany stuffing her bra with these days?
Aaron: No, those are natural. Tiffany's got drag boobs.
Stacy: Ohhh. Wait, how do you know?

by Domina DeVil September 20, 2012

dragging canoe

walking around with a turd in your underpants

I was a mile from home, I'd been turtling for an hour, I'd already touched cloth a couple times, and that log slid right out. I was dragging canoe the whole rest of the way.

by sliveredham March 7, 2019

london drag

The london drag is where the male takes his penis and drags it down the female's back starting from her neck all the way down to the crack of her ass.

Wow I would perform the london drag across that bitties back

by Johnny john mp April 2, 2017

Swag Drag

Someone so uncool they bring everyone else down with them

Nick Foles is a swag drag for the Philadelphia Eagels.

by swagdrag_1 December 31, 2017

Cowboy Drag

When you are not really about the ranching lifestyle (i.e. waking up at 4am, feeding the pigs, herding cattle, plowing the fields, etc.) but you love to wear and culturally appropriate the fashion.

April: What was Diplo wearing?!?! Was that a big belt buckle?

Matthew: That’s “Cowboy Drag.” He’s been doing it since Stagecoach!

by djpr3mis September 14, 2019

Dragging The Caber

When an exceptionally well-endowed man wears a kilt in the traditional style and ends up dragging the tip of his member through the dirt.

Abe took me to the Highland Games where we both wore traditional Scottish dress. It wasn't until I looked back and saw the trench between his footprints that I realized Abe had been dragging the caber for the last half mile.

by MaryTodd1818 April 25, 2021