Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read

This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢

by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021

avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.

yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023

Ding dong destroyer

A bong (water pipe). Basingstoke rhyming slang for,

Where's the ding dong destroyer?

by Steve Brennan December 10, 2003

Ding Dong Thumping

An action similar to ding dong ditching, instead of ditching you proceed to have an orgy with your partner(s) by the door.

Bro! We goin ding dong thumping tonight? Grandmas house?

by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016

ding dong

a mans pee pee so say your wife touted your peepee you wold say you touted my ding dong

gf:im going to tout your ding dong :man owo AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by bababbabbabbababbaab April 13, 2021

nigga ding dong

A nigga ding dong is a BBC, big black cock. The word is used whenever a white person either is afraid or doesn't want to seem like a racist towards the slaves.

That slave has a big nigga ding dong

by niggasarepeopletoo May 15, 2018

ding dong

*walks up to door bell* 'ding dong,

hahahaha DING DONG

by shanos prayer July 30, 2020