An action similar to ding dong ditching, instead of ditching you proceed to have an orgy with your partner(s) by the door.
by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016

by bababbabbabbababbaab April 13, 2021

Another word for a penis
by Fadgy December 9, 2020

A drink that restaurant servers share after a busy and stressful rush. Usually a small serving of a creamy stout like Guinness, drank quickly like a shot. It's purpose is to force the staff to take a step back from their tasks, meet up at the bar, take a quick drink and resume service with a clearer head and renewed comraderie.
by WIZORD666 August 11, 2014

someone is at your door so they pressed the door bell that makes a sound DING DONG or plays random s*it music that everyone hates
by tasmin vrtizwmo June 17, 2018

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.
George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021
