A gym teacher, has a lot of cake, has really athletic sons, and expects a lot, monitors lunch and did I mention has cake
Someone: looks it’s me dales
Mr. Dales: *turns around*
Friend: I didn’t know it was my birthday mr dales giving me all that cake
Mr. Dales: *turns around*
Friend: I didn’t know it was my birthday mr dales giving me all that cake
by Mrs puff October 13, 2019

by Favorite Nephew June 22, 2021

Everyone wants to take a Dale home to meet their mother. Charming, handsome, intelligent, polite.
However, they will charm your pants off and before you know it you’re begging them to fuck you hard up the ass.
When he’s done he will smile at you and you will thank him for the attention.
However, they will charm your pants off and before you know it you’re begging them to fuck you hard up the ass.
When he’s done he will smile at you and you will thank him for the attention.
by Stretched asshole March 5, 2024

When you pass out doing a ballon of nitrous and everyone at the party tries to wake you up by slapping you in the face with their dicks
by Hot Dale September 16, 2022

A dale is a most of the time a handsome guy. He breaks girls’ hearts but was amazing when he spent time with them. A dale has a huge dick (like omg) AKA DALE SCICLUNA HEQHIMHIM
by Jasminealla July 8, 2018

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 17, 2025
