cunkies

the best person in the whole wide world

someone: do yk cunkies on tiktok?
somebody: no?
someone: unfriended

by bussywet June 27, 2021

Crunkle Dunk

The dipping of sweaty wet balls, in another mans gaping ass hole. This is done repeatedly, so It makes a sloshing wet slurping noise.

Hey Mat, yesterday I gave Tod a Crunkle Dunk, his asshole is still sopping wet from my sweaty balls.

by Strikegold August 23, 2021

cuckledove

Noun, a peaceful, harmless, timid, cuck. No one to ever be even the slightest bit intimidated by.

Bro1: Does Jimmy know his girl 8s cheating with half the town?
Bro2: Ya, but he won't do anything about it.
Bro1: He's such a little cuckledove.

by Pim_daddy September 23, 2021

Cuckledove

A fake word made by Cullen Hoback on Joe Rogan that somehow makes sense. It involves you watching your wife perform wildly inappropriate acts with random ne’er-do-wells while you cower in the corner like a cowardly jagaloon.

Did you hear how Joe got so rich? He went to Japan and got made a cuckledove!

by Avizzle September 23, 2021

cuckledove

A man who have been made cuckold of

Mauricio Q loves watching guys rail his wife, he's such a little cuckledove

by dannybraves September 24, 2021

Cuckledove

A cutesy pet name for a beta male who can't stop his woman from fucking other men.

Mauricio's new wife won't stop banging other men but he's sweet about it, little cuckledove that he is.

by dannybraves September 28, 2021

Cuckler

The person performing the cuckold or person who is primarily into cucking.

My friend is a cuckler, he has people asking them to CUCK them all the time. They do it so often it’s like their job now. The New Jersey cuckler is what I’d call them.

by Portlandghost November 16, 2021