Obese Cuban

A form of Cuban who has forsaken his health and those who preach of it. Usually playfully doughy and to out of shape to play in sporting events.

That kid chance is a real Obese Cuban.

by gasen pfister January 15, 2010

cuban baby

a brother or sister that looks really tan compared to the rest of your family, consumes Cuban sandwiches and quests on Wow resulting in a decrease of personal hygiene. often speedy. local law varies but it a sign must be in plain sight to mark the home of a Cuban baby either inside or outside of the Cuban baby's residence.

MT: "why's devon so dark?"
Name: "he's a cuban baby."

"devon is a cuban baby"

by waynega May 25, 2009

Sexy Cuban Sandwhich

A cuban sandwhich made with Crystals. It has got to be extremely SEXY. And lovable. You cannot deny your love for this sandwhich.

Girrr, I could really use a sexy Cuban sandwhich right now.

by Ilovecd August 14, 2010

cuban breakfast

Black coffee and a few lines of coke

Didn't get home till 6am, had to be at work at 7, so a Cuban breakfast was definitely needed.

by Tecolote32 April 25, 2014

Cuban bus driver

Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job

Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday

Guy2; well aren't you just Castro

by Cuban bus driver March 3, 2015

hot cuban doorbell

Sticking a lit cigar up your partner's ass whilst getting fucked from behind.

We were disappointed to find out I couldn't perform the hot cuban doorbell in a local bar due to anti-smoking laws.

by uptheassallthetime October 26, 2015

Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is when you fill up one's asshole with Tostitos' Chunky Salsa and proceed to dine on their fiery orifice.

Man, I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!

by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 17, 2016