Toes the condition

Toes The Condition
Turn you're toes turn into a third nut

he tried to touch his toes
but touched his third nut

The boys toes got touched in school and the toes crawled up his leg

Toes the Condition

by TerryTheFag October 27, 2022

mr. condie

BEST TEACHER EVER. bEST thEACHer oN THE PLANET. HE DOES Not clICKBAIt thingS

Mr. Condie is the CALIFoRNIA CONDOR

by Mr. CONDIE January 30, 2018

conditional

A mix between contemperary and traditional

That house is so conditional with its log cabin exterior and its modern, functional interior.

by jambo jake August 16, 2009

colding

Putting one's freezing cold hands or feet on someone else in order to make them colder, too

Hey, stop colding me with your frozen hands just because I'm warmer than you.

by Big FFF July 4, 2009

leave in conditioner

to blow a load on the back of a girls neck and rub her hair in it

dude befor work i gave my girl some leave in conditioner

by asserroth March 7, 2011

Candini

While fucking a girl from behind, just before ejaculating, you spit on the girl's back to make her think you are done. When she turns around, you blow the load in her face and then punch her in the nose so their is cum and blood running down her face.

The other night, I was banging this chick and I totally broke her nose when I gave her a Candini!

by Mac Smith April 10, 2005

the 'human condition'

The part of the human psyche that compels people to refer to anything counterproductive or stupid as the "human condition".

"That fly tangling itself up in an effort to free itself is a metaphor for the 'human condition'."

by Valsprok February 4, 2013