Colonel Dijon

A proud, well dressed member of an elite French military unit, who favors fine wine over bullets, and sit down dinners over skirmishes.

The troops of Colonel Dijon, dressed to the nines, enjoyed a magnificent meal, while the horsemen of General Kazoo slept in the rain, gnawing at melvins which grew on the river bank.

by chasethedoor January 22, 2014

colon blows

To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).

Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.

by whiplash72 January 20, 2015

colonel pubice

The strong upstanding pube left in the urinal in the gents.

"Ef me colonel pubice is on patrol again"

after leaving the toilet

by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017

collosseum night night

When you drink a few $5 bottles of wine at a festival in Rome and wake up hours after it’s over in a porta potty. Now you are drunk and lost

*5 am door bell rings
Brad: what happened?! We lost you at the front of the stage

Matt: buddy! I woke up in a porta potty at the festival and there wasn’t anyone around!!
Brad: you mean the Collosseum night night?

by Peacock matt August 27, 2018

Collingbourne

If you happen to be gifted the last name of collingbounre then you are one of a kind. Having the the last name collingbourne comes with great responsibility, meaning you must go out into the world and do something with ur life. May not have to be come famous or known by many, but go out there and be good to what u can and don't take shit from anyone. So, if you happen to be apart of the family. I respect you and hope all the best from the one and only T collingbourne

"Yo did you hear bout the collingbournes?"
"Nah man what's up"
"Nothing all of them are jus legends"

by The true collingbourne April 17, 2019

Collinzation

To learn the teachings of a goat Collin

Wow she must’ve learned the ways of Collinzation.
Collinzation: GOAT

by Collinzation November 25, 2019

Coloncopia

A large variety of assholes.

I've had to deal with a coloncopia this morning.

by Goatman33 May 2, 2020