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Campbell's Paradox

Campbell's paradox states that the word "dad" is both at the peak of kinky and devoid of kinky connotation simultaneously. Philosophers and ethicists typically use the common term "daddy" as an anchor, since "daddy" is known to have non-zero and non-absolute kinky connotation. Thus, the scale of kinkiness goes dad < daddy < dad.
"On a scale from dad to dad, how bad was that girl you were with last night?"
"Excuse me?"
"Campbell's Paradox, look it up"
by kingbika October 9, 2018
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campbell, texas

Campbell, Texas you know your home in East Texas when you smell the meth and cows. Shit hole town with a shitty school that has been on the news for the superintendent stealing money among many other things. What never makes it to the news though is how teachers get caught sleeping with students and getting nudes from students. Blink and you'll miss it as you pass through. Seriously blink just don't look it's not even worth it!
Campbell, Texas a shit hole town 53 miles east of Dallas, Texas where psychopaths are allowed to roam and kill pets to display.
by NotEvenGonnaLie June 12, 2018
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Susan Campbell

Susan Mary Campbell, better known as Susan Campbell, is an American actress. She's born December 15th 1961 at Illinois, Chicago. Her mother: Dorothy Campbell, her father: Robert Campbell, her big brother: William Campbell and her little sister: Aurora Campbell. With more than 23 trophies, she's one of the most popular actress in the USA. She started her career at the age of 17 years old and did her first movie (King of the Gypsies) in 1978 by playing the role of Sophie

In 1980, she did the movie "The Blue Lagoon", where she met Brooke Shields and they became best friends. They did a lot of movies together where they were best friends or friends in the movies.

She's becoming very popular working with more than 12 fashion companies at the same time. She was called: "The Flame of Fashion"

Susan is a childhood friend of Michael Jackson (The King of Pop). The Campbell family and the Jackson family were very good friends and saw each other almost everyday. In the middle of 1987, many fans thought they had a secret relationship but no, they were just best friends. But in 1988, Michael finally confirmed that he's dating Susan. They even kissed at the end of the song: "I Just Can't Stop Loving You" in 1988. One year later, in 1989, Michael engaged Susan. She was now his fiance until 1992.

Still today, she's a beautiful woman who's protecting her country with success. And she still doing movies of course!
"I want to be an actress like Susan Campbell"
by sally00223 November 9, 2018
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Chad Campbell

A man usually in his early twenties who’s claim to fame is getting 5 solo dubs in Fortnite
Becky: I’m going to the mall with a guy today, he has a girlfriend though

Sarah: wow what a Chad Campbell !
by TheAlligatorMan May 16, 2019
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Campbell NY

A shitty yet nice town to live in, in upstate new York the only shitty thing about it is it's all liberals and the highschool it's run by crooks who only care about there money not there students education
" If your going to Campbell NY, watch out for the liberals and the people on welfare"
by Crazzzzyasssssbitttch October 6, 2020
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Luke (the chinaman) Campbell

The Chinese Paralympic track and field superstar. Although he does not have the mental capacity to learn how to wash his dishes, he is still determined to one day make a better guac than his roommate. He knows that once he has done this, he can finally earn Ju's love.
I beat you in a race you little Luke (the chinaman) Campbell!
by Dean Lane November 26, 2024
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emilie Campbell

Emilie Campbell is a shy girl who loves dogs. She loves caring for people and is normally the mother of the group and loves to watch anime.
She normally has stuff going on at home but never lets it show.
She is the most mature and childish person ever.

She is fun and is a great friend to have.
"Hey who's that in the corner "
"Oh that's Emilie Campbell "
by LittleWerdio May 22, 2021
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