Butthole Safari

A dangerous expedition undertaken by a man in which he attempts to have anal sex with as many woman as possible within one night

Jake: "Where's John? He's been having sex all night!"

Bryan: "He's on a butthole safari."

Jake: "Ahh shit." (no pun intended)

by ElSnowman June 18, 2014

Mother Butthole

mother butthole the condition your butthole is left in, after bearing a child(ren).

“I told my Gf not to be shy, because I’ve seen all of her, including her Mother Butthole..”

by Akghmr November 20, 2019

saggy butthole

a dylan, dylan is a saggy butthole

person one: oh, hi saggy butthole!
dylan: whos that?
person one: you!

by soodooo April 11, 2021

Butthole McNugget

A small nub filled with blood clots protruding from the anus.; aka, piles, a hemorrhoid. Ass on fire. Spicy Butthole McNuggets may require surgery.

My girlfriend, a vegetarian, was tossing my salad when she screamed after tasking my Butthole McNugget.

After eating at McDonald's 27 straight days, my turds turned to stone and I had to strain so hard that Butthole McNuggets grew on my anus.

by bookfraud April 7, 2015

Coochie butthole

A coochie butthole is when a girls asshole is tighter than her vagina.

Damn that bitch was so loose, she has a coochie butthole.

by Skittlesaregreat February 24, 2019

Dilated Butthole

A butthole which is enlarged as an indication of an impending bowel movement.

I could tell my dog has to poop because they had a Dilated Butthole.

by warwagon1979 October 7, 2020

Butthole of the North

n. A place on your body that is so sensitive to the touch that you go into a flailing spasaming panic if it comes into contact with anything.

"QUIT DUTCH RUDDERING MY BUTTHOLE OF THE NORTH GODDAMNIT!" he exclaimed in a panic as I used his hand to rub the spot repeatedly.

by Gagaohlala October 8, 2014