turnip burner

A shitty old car which expels dark exhaust fumes while in operation. Can often be used to describe the driver of the vehicle.

Christ, that turnip burner is chucking out some really dodgy shit. It's getting all up in my grill.

by seeingitsimple October 24, 2013

credit burner

Some1 who forces you waste your phone credit by being as unhelpful as possible

They just text back and didn't answer my question, i've gotta text them again now, (credit burner)

"What? Just answer my question ya credit burner"

by keito July 12, 2007

butthole burner

Intense burning sensation you feel in your butthole after one shot of whiskey, usually is rectified after one to two more shots.

Man my first shot of whiskey was a real butthole burner.

by WhiskeyDrinker28951 March 11, 2018

Jean Burner

The act of giving an over-the-pants hand job.

"My girlfriend gave me a good ole' jean burner in the back of the cab."

by bguy9489 November 1, 2017

thomson burner

1. Grab Erected Dick
2. Stick Sharp nailed middle finger down urethra hole
3. Stick as far as possible until the dick explodes from the finger blocking the cum from escaping
4. The dick will next split in two one side will go left and next goes right
5. Then the severed dick will emit steam like a Bunsen burner

6. Then proceed to call it a Thomson Burner at the victims eyes till they die from too much satisfaction
7. Then Freestyle That shit

Prepare dat dick it about to be demolished with the Thomson Burner!

by 🅾️🅾️fTimus 🅿️rℹ️me September 29, 2017

Corn Burner

The opposite of a rice burner, but referring to an American car instead. A corn burner is defined as domestic car (or truck) that has been given unnecessary cosmetic "mods" to "enhance" performance. Examples of this may include: 1) lift kits that still have stock tires 2) fake hood scoops 3) decorative side vents 4) aftermarket cop horns 5) plastic bed extenders.

Jack: what the hell is up with that Ford F-150 over there? Why does it have a useless hood scoop if it doesn't have an intercooler?

Ryan: That would be what we would call a corn burner.

by Supernova24 May 31, 2015

jack burner

A fucking absolute pussy boy

Tom sales : oi you fuckinh jack burner nigger

by TomSalesHasABigCock February 17, 2017