Basket weaving and fingering children

A useless and wasteful degree at University. Typically undertaken by people with no real skills.

What is he studying? Spanish and Portuguese? Yeah, basically Basket weaving and fingering children.

by TheDarkForehead February 14, 2017

Basketball Penis

An extravagant spherical peniscular device.

"Oh, hey, uh, what's up?" Ahaha (aHAhah) baba borl please storp touch my back (spine as it is inside the back) with your wesco dick. Receive a gingerly rubbing with your basketball penis, please instead (thank you, as we are basketball penis) "Ouuuyyoooo Yes."

by tardfag69 December 2, 2019

Basketball Mouth

A basketball mouth is nosy and someone who cannot keep something to themselves they feel to need to talk about everyone’s business. Someone with a basketball mouth is extremely bad at keeping secrets & their mouth will always be dribbling a.k.a moving and bouncing from one gossip to another.

Friend 1 “Omg I was talking to this boy and...”

Friend 2 “ tell me the rest later basketball mouth is coming”

by VDefines July 30, 2020

Basketballian Stage

A stage you are in when you are learning basketball terms.

"In class today we were learning stuff about basketball, we also learned we are in something called the basketballian stage."

by Nico Haas October 3, 2023

Basketballian Term

A basketballian term is a term used in basketball.

"In class today we were learning about basketballian terms."

by Nico Haas October 3, 2023

shirt basket

Making a basket by pulling up the bottom of your shirt thus allowing you to carry many items.

"Dude, I can't carry all of this crap in two hands"

"Make a shirt basket."

by canntspel August 10, 2008

Douche-Basket

1. A person who goes out of their way to be an extreme douchebag; more so than a douchebag, but less than a Douchesaurus-Rex. 2. Alternate description of a douchebag

Eric was being such a douche-basket the other day, don't you think?

by Travis Shade January 3, 2009