Alyssa

When a woman locks her legs around a man during sex, causing him to impregnate her.

I wanted to trap him, so I Alyssa'd his ass.

by Rbndctnrysrnmbr12 November 25, 2016

Alyssa

Alyssa is a Filipino/Mexican girl, who loves to run. She has dark curly hair and a perfect face. She is funny and beautiful, she cares way too much for her own good. Nobody she has an interest in is good enough for her. She is usually positive, but sometimes life gets her down. She is very sensitive and emotional, but never tries to show it. She will always stand up for herself, and others. She’s outgoing and the most amazing person and friend. She will always be there for you and will always comfort you when you are feeling down.

Girl 1: OMG I HAVE THE BESTEST FRIEND EVER!!

Girl 2: Let me guess, her name is Alyssa?

Girl 1: YES!

Girl 2: Yeah, Alyssa is the best. Never lose her, EVER!

by alyssa’sBSF November 18, 2018

ALYSSA

such a bitch

OM MY GOD SHE IS SUCH A ALYSSA MAYYYYYYNH !

by hej med jer July 5, 2017

Alyssa

Me

Guy one " who dat?"
Alyssa "are you talking about me?"
Guy two "nah he not."

by Alyssa😜69 November 29, 2018

Alyssa

Alyssa is a funny, kind, loving person who always has your back. She is beautiful and special in her own ways. She will cheer you up and be one of the best friends that you could ever have. She is a great sister and daughter. She is smart but doesn’t like to show it. Alyssa has lots of friends. She falls for boys easily and will get hurt by the one she likes the most. She will tell the truth when something happens. She can be sassy at times. She likes listening to music and dancing. She is adventurous and likes meeting new and different people. Keep Alyssa close to you and cherish each and every moment you spend with her.

Person 1- “Hey Alyssa!”
Alyssa- “Hey! I love your hair it looks nice!”
Person 1-“Thanks Alyssa! You are so kind!”

by awesome _beautiful October 21, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is mine so back off im on the phone with her hehe

Alyssa is mine

by A l y s s a June 19, 2019

Alyssa

Cutest girl ever. Her brown hair matches the color of her eyes and her smile is as magical as a constellation in the night sky. However, her outward beauty is nothing compared to that of her personality. She loves making friends and talking to new people. She is nice to everyone and helps those who she sees are in need of it. If one is lucky enough to get her to like them, one should thank God, the Buddha, Zeus, and Odin for all I care that they were the one that she fell for. She is a treasure to the lives of everyone she comes in contact with. She is the most amazing and beautiful thing to ever exist.

Person 1: Dude I'm dating Alyssa

Person 2: OMG I'm so happy for you dude make her happy alright? If you break her heart, the world will go dark. Congrats mate

by MLG Florida Man February 15, 2021