Preston Turner

An absolute twat who loves to get with little girls and is pretty much your classical kfc worker. Greasy,spotty and dry-like the chicken, similar to the girls as he walks down the street

Don’t find yourself a Preston turner.

by Sarah’s July 3, 2018

Turner

The last name of a boring 25 year old who has nothing better to do than buy fake Ralph polos off Facebook. Can usually be found in his house drinking wine or using his birds car

That turner is a dickhead mate

by Yowag1fam July 24, 2018

Turnering

The act of being a weak-ass bitch. Commonly used term in a planning process.

Person 1: we still going into town tonight?
Person 2: sorry I totally forgot, haven't got time now...
Person 1: are you Turnering on me again?!?

by Cräigermeister February 4, 2019

zoe turner

proper proper sexy chink. has a sexy dick and is so sexy in general. a boy named brandon parr stole the chinko from me, buh oh well he was too sexy for me anyway. have a good night x x x

see that zoe turner, she’s the sexiest chink going ygm bmt

by sexy l February 18, 2019

Dan Turner

An absolute CHAD. Towers over humans at a staggering height of 6’5”, looking down on all who step in his path. His height is only second to his sarcasm
Plays Warhammer with his autistic friend, and his girlfriends name is spoken in whispers...

Guy 1: Have you seen Dan Turner lately?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s such a Chad

Guy 3: I wish I could be as tall as Dan Turner

by Adz15110gay November 13, 2019

Ashton turner

A white pot noodle who thinks he can rap and is a model when he modelled once :)

“Mate he’s just like Ashton turner”
“What do you mean”
“He can’t rap and his hair is a damp pot noodle ygm ”
“Ahhh I get u g”

by Tushooo McDonald’s eee August 3, 2019

Nat Turner Nigga Mode

When you bolt as fast as humanly possible similar to how Nat turner ran from the government during his man hunt

Man 1: Dude what happened at school why weren't you here?

Man 2: Bro the dean was coming so i went nat turner nigga mode and booked it up the fence!

by nigga chinese warrior October 11, 2019