Pipe Muncher

A pipe muncher is a human/rodent. They do not wear clothes and are very wrinkly. Pipe munchers d'well in the walls of peoples home and munch on pipes as well as scratch oh the walls. They tend to sound like animals such as cats and or dogs scratching somewhere in your house. Pipe munchers come out predominantly at night to munch on pipes.

The Pipe muncher is munching on the pipes again.
Do you hear scratching, it must be the pipe muncher.

by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020

Naked Pipe

A pipe that does not have a closing.

Naked pipes are one of the things in a hot garbage level.

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

Blast pipe

When you put a potato up your bum and push really hard

Jesse is really playing with the blast pipe tonight

by Lolwotkarnt August 16, 2016

Pipe down

A polite way of telling someone to shut up.

Could you please pipe down, I'm trying to do my homework!

by History! August 5, 2017

Butt-Pipe

n.-A piece or length of pipe that is inserted into the rectum so items can be more readily inserted

adj.-A term for a person who is not quite "douche" worthy, but is more than an "asshole"...

Get that butt-pipe away from me! or Damn, he's being a real butt-pipe today!

by Pump666 March 13, 2017

Pipe Chump

To "chump" the pipe.

Jon was pipe chumping in his room.

by Paul Warburton November 13, 2011

PIPE WIPE

SOMETHING USED TO CLEAN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PIZZLE.

MY PIPE IS DIRTY, GOT A PIPE WIPE?

by JEROSSD January 29, 2009