wizard wednesday

When one trips acid during school/work on a Wednesday.

"Wow did you see James? He looked plated." "Yea he's tripping sack it's wizard wednesday.'

by Geebo9011 February 5, 2020

wizard hands

Someone who is good with their hands. Such as fingering.

”The only reason Emma still hooks up with Jake is because he has wizard hands”

by whatsuplosers69 August 24, 2020

Wizard Sex

Covid-19

“Hey I was with your girlfriend and I had wizard sex.”

by Quasex October 4, 2020

Wizard Of Finance

A term of honor applied to one with a special love of money & a gift for investing far above average. The best. A money magnet with a splash of Meyer Lanskey.

"Of course he netted us $50 grand. That motherfucker is The Wizard Of Finance ! "

by Wizard Of Finance December 9, 2020

Wizard Of Finance

A term of honor applied to one with a special love of money & a gift for investing far above average. The best. A money magnet with a splash of Meyer Lanskey.

"Of course he netted us $50 grand. That motherfucker is The Wizard Of Finance ! "

by Wizard Of Finance December 9, 2020

Wizard wang

An alternative word for “dick.” But not just any dick. That GOOD, SPIRITUAL, MAGICAL, dick. It’s out of this world amazing.

“Girrrrrrl, tell me why he came over last night and dropped that wizard wang on me. Sex magic was happening, and now I’m walking like Bambi fresh out the womb.”

by Energylilith January 5, 2021

Wizard Staffs

A beer drinking game where the players wear a Snuggie as a "cloak" and a roll of duct tape around their wrist. As the players keep drinking, each new beer is taped to the top of their ongoing "staff", and the beer must be drank as such. The first to make a staff equal to their height wins, but only by screaming, "you shall not pass!"

I kicked ass last night at Wizard Staffs.

Have you seen his Wizard Staff? It's so big. I think he is going to win if he doesn't pass out.

by FUBAI2 March 16, 2021