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sea wife

someone who is married to someone but isn't getting any sex because her husband is fucking someone else.
she felt like a( sea wife )who's husband head gone to sea, no sex for 6 months
by shedevil666 December 31, 2016
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Wife Rounding

"Wife rounding" occurs when a wife tells her spouse the amount of money she spent on something. The amount is always rounded down, typically in increments between $1 and $10.
Husband: Honey, how much did you pay for this?
Wife: $30
Price tag: $38.99 Wife Rounding has occurred.
by gipnor June 2, 2010
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wallet wife

A woman that lives off her husband's wallet. She does nothing but use his hard earned cash. Most likely a MILF, since she's probably had plastic surgery too.
kid: "my mom just used my dad's money to get a nose job! she's such a wallet wife!"
by luluurubu December 9, 2008
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Corndog Wife

When a wife is good on the outside, but also good on the inside.
You mean she's pretty AND she volunteers at a children's hospital? Wow, Raymond landed himself a real corndog wife.
by Shamzmam September 1, 2017
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pipeline wife

A woman who is married to someone who works on the pipeline. Most of the time they can be found in their natural habitat of their home or their recreational vehicle They are either taking care of kids or harassing people on the internet. Some are even talented enough to do both.

Most found their husbands by being a row hoe and others just by being a hoe. Some were lucky enough to find him before he worked on the Pipeline.

Some Pipeline Wives are supportive of their husbands and other Pipeliner’s and others just want to bring the entire industry down.

A smart Pipeline wife keeps her social media profiles secret so no one can find their husbands. However most don’t. That leaves an opening for other row hoes to contact their husbands when the wives are being bitchy.
That Pipeline wife sits on her big booty all day eating bon bons and judging others she knows nothing about.
by Oldschoolpipeliner July 26, 2019
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Cunt-Wife

Liz in my long term punk rock girlfriend,shes my "Cunt-Wife!"
by Jimmy Callback November 14, 2019
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Church wife

A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.
Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne
by skizzad November 30, 2017
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