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Welcome to Fucktown!

The greeting one receives from a friend/colleague who is genuinely happy you have it as bad as he/she does.

Side-note: said friend/colleague may proudly refer to him/herself as The Mayor of Fucktown if he/she has been fucked by life for a sustained period of time.
Luthor: "Ugh, what a week.. I lost my job. My wife asked me for a divorce and I my kid hates me."

Joe: "Welcome to Fucktown!"
by BlkFlg August 11, 2024
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robloxian welcome

The act of dry humping another persons roblox avatar while they are AFK or not looking.
“Man I was gone for 5 minutes and this guy was giving me a robloxian welcome when I got back”
by LE PHROGG February 15, 2024
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Welcome to the suck

Welcome to the suck is a slang phrase used to welcome people to an unpleasant place that makes you want to blow your brains out. For example, your room full of semen stains and old pizza boxes or open.mp Discord Server, or you mother's kitchen.
Person 1: Welcome to the suck! The open.mp Discord Server.
Person 2: Fuck off, bitch.
by jennyjohn465465465fucky December 2, 2023
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Detroit welcome

Being met with violence as your first greeting with someone.
“And Archie awakens on the pavement to the Punisher giving him a classic Detroit welcome.” - “Everyone Wants to Kill Archie”, Huggbees
by ThatLinuxNerd September 18, 2025
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Hey guys, welcome back to another video

words of the decade
Hey guys, welcome back to another video, today we are playing minecraft! This is episode #142 of my minecraft let's play.

Bob: CAN YOU TURN THAT SHIT DOWN, JIM?! I CAN HERE IT FROM ALL THE WAY OVER HERE!!!
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welcome to my murder hotel

An invitation to a bukakke party and gangbang ceremony
by quartz89 January 28, 2022
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