Winter Wife

When the weather turns cold and sluts aren't out and about. So you find one you can stand for more than two hours. Take her on dates and bang all winter long but you aren't fully committed. Until the snow melts and you get back on your slut banging bullshit!
What's Emily doing here? Dude she's my winter wife!
by Jzezy November 28, 2019
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Machi’s wife

is also Eden
Aw man I wish I could be Machi’s wife :(

that’s rough buddy
by kurapikaswife January 28, 2021
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Rice wife

Girl who is ranking up the cash
by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 22, 2018
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Wife and Life

Developmental stage in males, which begins 2-3 months after they have completed all formal education, where all that is left to do is get married and watch the rest of their life slip away and decay into nothingness.
Kurt stays in the library and works on his computer program all day, because he knows all that is waiting for him back home is Wife and Life.
by Moo Rad November 07, 2012
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Derby wife

Roller derby term. The team-mate who will ride in the ambulance with you when you break yourself.
"Tina's my derby wife, she came to hospital with me when I broke my ankle."
by DerbyDoll May 06, 2018
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wallet wife

A woman that lives off her husband's wallet. She does nothing but use his hard earned cash. Most likely a MILF, since she's probably had plastic surgery too.
kid: "my mom just used my dad's money to get a nose job! she's such a wallet wife!"
by luluurubu November 07, 2008
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Army Wifed

To get completely destroyed or beaten in any activity or situations
Person 1: Have you played the new call of duty?

Person 2: Yeah, I got fucking army wifed
by Shawn696832 January 19, 2020
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