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pipeline wife

A woman who is married to someone who works on the pipeline. Most of the time they can be found in their natural habitat of their home or their recreational vehicle They are either taking care of kids or harassing people on the internet. Some are even talented enough to do both.

Most found their husbands by being a row hoe and others just by being a hoe. Some were lucky enough to find him before he worked on the Pipeline.

Some Pipeline Wives are supportive of their husbands and other Pipeliner’s and others just want to bring the entire industry down.

A smart Pipeline wife keeps her social media profiles secret so no one can find their husbands. However most don’t. That leaves an opening for other row hoes to contact their husbands when the wives are being bitchy.
That Pipeline wife sits on her big booty all day eating bon bons and judging others she knows nothing about.
by Oldschoolpipeliner July 26, 2019
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Cunt-Wife

Liz in my long term punk rock girlfriend,shes my "Cunt-Wife!"
by Jimmy Callback November 14, 2019
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Winter Wife

When the weather turns cold and sluts aren't out and about. So you find one you can stand for more than two hours. Take her on dates and bang all winter long but you aren't fully committed. Until the snow melts and you get back on your slut banging bullshit!
What's Emily doing here? Dude she's my winter wife!
by Jzezy November 28, 2019
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Army Wifed

To get completely destroyed or beaten in any activity or situations
Person 1: Have you played the new call of duty?

Person 2: Yeah, I got fucking army wifed
by Shawn696832 January 19, 2020
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Wife Rash

Wife Rash: Identical to curb rash on an automobile, typically on your high end rims from parking to close to the curb.

Also could be deemed as "Number Rash", caused by pulling into a parking space too far, one that usually has a triangular isolated curb made out of concrete.
"Wife Rash"is a term designated to reveal the true culprit of the damage done to the vehicle.
Car owner discussing a repair quote with an auto detailer or rim repair shop: "I need a quote on refinishing my rims as well as removing the Wife Rash."
by Incognito Ally July 2, 2020
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Church wife

A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.
Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne
by skizzad November 30, 2017
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wifing style

Woman that cares about a man and is sexually available to him. A Filipina.
Hey Joe, you wanna see my sister? She has a good wifing style.
by HovnoHovno February 17, 2017
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