walmart shenanigans

Doing random shit you might find with the things in walmart. Examples: baseball with a football and bat, throwing a ball across walmart, etc.
Me: hey bro lets go do walmart shenanigans
Bro: ok sounds fun
by boaz274 December 18, 2017
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Walmart Employee

Walmart Is Hell, And The Employees Are The Sinners Who Are Receiving Their Punishment
In All Seriousness Those Walmart Employees have Probably Been Working Their Since 500 BC
Fun Fact: A Walmart Employee Is Payed 16% Lower Than The Average USA Yearly Income
by Number 1 Arkham Origins Fan October 11, 2022
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Walmart Boy

Dude have you seen the Walmart Boy? They have so many remixes it’s dope.
by AzFireHead April 04, 2018
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Walmart boy

An iconic yodelling little boy singing in Walmart who’s better than Beyoncé
Do the Walmart boy
by Wolfgrrr April 09, 2018
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walmart texas

tennesee is a stupid wasteland i like to call walmart texas. the only stores we have are dollar generals and walmart, and everyone talks with an obnoxious country accent. walmart texas is also the equivalent of a nuclear apocalypse 24/7
person 1: Hey im going to tennesee on vacation!
person 2: welp have fun at walmart texas
by applepiemommy September 08, 2021
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walmart metal

A subculture of the metal scene. Walmart metal heads purchase their entire wardrobe from Walmart, wearing "heavy metal" shirts consisting of skulls, fire, motorcycles, playing cards, or all of the above. These shirts are frequently paired with cheap sunglasses and straight leg blue jeans. Walmart metallers are often found drinking PBR, listening to Five Finger Death Punch, or smoking meth in their trailer.
That redneck guy blasting Pantera is totally walmart metal.
by Shadoooooowww July 18, 2020
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walmart bag

the 4 genders: boy, girl, non binary, and WALMART BAG!!!!111!
HOW DARE U CALL ME A BOY, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG!
hey you, person(boy, girl, non binary) do 10000 + 1000
the person: NO, THAT IS RUDE TO CALL ME A (boy, girl, non binary) PERSON, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG
by walmart_bag November 02, 2023
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