He loves to take girls out for food usually Nando’s, he is usually extremely strong and don’t put up with bull shit, he usually goes for blondes, he is extremely handsome, he wants back but small breast, he is rich and has a big penis
by Ruby Atkinson October 26, 2019
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Max wife: I caught max with the man I was having an affair with in our bed but the man screamed and ran because he saw maxs deformed cock (the man was a child)
Max: why did God make me this way, I JUST WANT MORE CHILD COCK!!!
Max: why did God make me this way, I JUST WANT MORE CHILD COCK!!!
by Logan paseska September 3, 2021
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by Shit15273 January 23, 2020
Get the Max mug.Max is a legend.. His hair hangs down like swamp moss and is never washed. Rumor says he had algae growing on his scalp, but no one has ever dared to go near enough to see. He smells like sweat and always wears the same clothes.
by I C Y G I R L January 7, 2020
Get the Max mug.by Really facts 69 666 November 18, 2019
Get the Max mug.short for maximillian. Is a example of how crazy a human can be, is the god of himself and will dominates when needed. Tries his best to get as much attention as possible and gets what's he wants when he wants
also he's pretty good lookin' and bets in bed
also he's pretty good lookin' and bets in bed
by gayestfaium December 5, 2017
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