Chris

A complete and total douche bag. He loves playing video games, as well as searching the internet for a quick hook up. extremely toxic in relationships bc he is always messaging girls asking for nudes, even offering compensation for them. Once caught cheating he promises to never do it again saying he loves you, Do not be fooled!! He has and never will stop cheating for anyone including YOU, he only gets better at hiding it. His background with computers and i.t. work make it a breeze to keep things hidden

girl1: guess who asked me to send him nudes
girl2: chris?
girl1: yeppers even offered me $100 to send them
girl2: damn

by unicorn110517 January 12, 2019

Chris

Small dick bear with a shit ton of hair

U see that Chris

Hairy ass mother fuker

by Pussy slayer mmm February 9, 2019

Chris

A huge cock who likes one of your friends crush but won admit it.

Chris is a faggot

by Babyboi1212 February 18, 2019

Chris

A person who is always wrong.

Oh my gosh, you are being such a Chris right now.

by jayyykayyy May 31, 2018

Chris

Chris.
A name given to a pure legend,

A Chris will always take charge,
Demand authority and 11 times out of 10, you will refer to him as Boss.

Chris' also have magical pantie-dropping abilities that are far ahead of thier time, it is really to much for a vanilla bitch.

There he go right there,
Chris the the boss mother fucker.
I heard even dead chicks get moist when he visit the cemetery

by Box brigade June 8, 2018

Chris

Chris is just a straight up total fucking dog and doesn't attend your birthday dinners.

1: are you coming to my birthday dinner?
Chris: yeah man of course
(birthday dinner date)
1: Wheres Chris?! he's fucking dogged us again!

by PreamCied May 2, 2019

Chris

Potato

Person 1: Potatoes
Chris: Goddamn it

by I_speak the_truth September 26, 2019