Jess's 7th Ring Treatment

The 7th Ring Treatment or the more formal version (Jess's 7th Ring Treatment) is the specific act of two partners, where the more dominate out of the two has to have the ability to curl there Tongue into a funnel shape (this may also require a large Tongue depending on partner) and warping it around the head and or shaft of the male sex organ (penis) and rotating the muscles in the Tongue to make little circular motions whilst making another motion of up and down (similar to a Blow Job). it is noted that the one giving the treatment is not allowed to stop until 7 minutes after the partner cums.

Non formal version:
"shit bro, she gave me the 7th Ring Treatment last night, felt like ya boi was about to fucking die"

formal version:

"m'lady gave me the forbidden, Jess's 7th Ring Treatment last Fortnight, twas quite the ordeal of ecstasy and barbarous acts.

by Dragon Filled With Grenades March 1, 2021

Lanchester water treatment plant

Lanchester water treatment plant is a large cleaning facility located in the mundane village of Lanchester in the North East of England. It is the most exciting part of this bone-dry ghost town and is a big tourist attraction, bringing in 4 of Lanchester's 5 tourists last year. This plant provides clean water for the populous as well as give jobs to the homeless bums which haunt the street corners. There is an urban myth that if you scream "kushty lad" three times, the local kiddy-diddler will appear at the fence claiming it wasn't his bitmoji.

"Oh I went to Lanchester water treatment plant, yeah it fucking sucks!"

by Ajjacka July 16, 2021

Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome

Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome occurs when some one uses their boy/girl friend once and then discards them. It is abbreviated as PPTS. The Paper Plate Treatment can be very severe as people who give it often times boast of it to their friends and peers. If you or a loved one has suffered from Paper Plate Treatment, you may notice that you/loved one's self esteem has lowered considerably, the affected becomes depressed, withdrawn, and is less interested in usually enjoyable activities. Video games such as WoW, Minecraft, Runescape, and Skyrim are the only known cures to Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome.

Person 1: I am depressed man, my gf left me after a week.

Counselor: I know whats wrong.

Person 1: What is it?

Counselor: You have a case of Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome

Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by c1094 June 23, 2014

Guantánamo Spa Treatment

A synonym for waterboarding.

Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!

by El Perrito Blanco December 18, 2012

Sewage Treatment Plant SAANEN (STPS)

The biggest and most crucial sewage treatment plant in the whole world. The owner is the sexiest and most percious man to ever exist. The whole plant is run by the millions of workers there, who are all clones of a man with big buttcheeks. The plant clears the sewage of many countries such as China, USA, Germany, Russia and even Mars. The plant is sponsored by USTASCHA and Max Weber.

Sewage Treatment Plant SAANEN (STPS)

"Mommy, where does my shit go?"

"To the STPS of course you dummy!"

by sexiest man to ever exist November 14, 2022

Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucking treatment

The act of sucking the soul out of a man's dick. Once you're done with him, his dick should be 35 shades lighter than the rest of hi body. Cause an earthquake with the force of your glizzy gobbling

Sarah gave me the Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucking treatment

by Yeetifer June 4, 2022

Thumb treatment

When you put your thumb up a girls butt while doing it from behind, almost as if its a butt plug.

"Yo, did you and katie do it last night?"

"Yeah, she took the thumb treatment."

by AskPhantoms June 4, 2024