Mystery Blow Hole

The act of having the anus surprise fisted whilst receiving fellatio.

She performed a Mystery Blow hole on her boyfriend.

by Yellowyoshi September 7, 2019

Mystery arse

Only used as a last resort when you have no come back

Shup you ya big smell
Response: You’re nun but a mystery arse

by Ernestas starch December 2, 2019

Mystery snack

When you go down on someone but you're completely concealed by the blanket, making the snack mysterious for both parties.

Me: I had a mystery snack with this girl i met at the snack bar yesterday.

Friend: How was it??

Me: Very mysterious.

by Benims bror August 18, 2019

Bloxston Mystery

A totally calm and peaceful social deduction game

Samuel Goodman was eliminated last night. they were an enforcer

Town Cleo Davis: BROOO HOW TF DOES ENFORCER DIE N1??
Town Richard Parker: ENF GO BACK TO CASUAL
Dead Samuel Goodman: this is why i love bloxston mystery

by pseudonymsarentimportant December 3, 2023

super mysterious rape machine

the art of taking someone to your house out of pure spite and hooking them up to a machine that not only goes inside their glorious butthole but it also calls them racist slurs like gaynaggotfigger while continuing to ravange their insides

i hate it when i get super mysterious rape machined

by extremedicktionarywonderer February 20, 2025

mystery jackson

I'm really like mystery Jackson's
Music.

I'm really like mystery Jackson's music.

by Latin homosexual April 12, 2019

Mystery-wind

The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.

1. Yes! I've been looking forward to this Mystery-wind all day!

2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.

by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 16, 2008