Looking both ways before crossing the street go against my Viking principles. Especially when there is village to rape and pillage on the other side.
by Nordic Beasty February 4, 2018

- "Who's that pimp in the fur coat with the dad bod?"
- "That's not a dad bod.. that's a viking bod. He only eats eggs on his pizza in case he needs to kick some butt"
- "That's not a dad bod.. that's a viking bod. He only eats eggs on his pizza in case he needs to kick some butt"
by spookfish May 12, 2021

When a person uses a paper towel tube as a Viking horn and uses a deep voice replicating a war horn to vibrate a woman's nether region.
by Sir Chertato January 25, 2022

A metro sexual man having a Scandinavian heritage. He has all of the character traits of a metro sexual yet claims to be a manly man and a viking.
by FUPM May 3, 2018

The Viking clap is an extra bad case of the claps.
Not to be confused with the Viking thunder clap used by football fans.
Not to be confused with the Viking thunder clap used by football fans.
by Speakingfromexperience. April 2, 2021

by ILOVELEAN February 24, 2022
