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viking principles

Principles in which to live your life like a Nordic badass.
Looking both ways before crossing the street go against my Viking principles. Especially when there is village to rape and pillage on the other side.
by Nordic Beasty February 4, 2018
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viking bod

- "Who's that pimp in the fur coat with the dad bod?"
- "That's not a dad bod.. that's a viking bod. He only eats eggs on his pizza in case he needs to kick some butt"
by spookfish May 12, 2021
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Viking Whorehorn

When a person uses a paper towel tube as a Viking horn and uses a deep voice replicating a war horn to vibrate a woman's nether region.
My gf was confused when I gave her a Viking whorehorn
by Sir Chertato January 25, 2022
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Viking Sexual

A metro sexual man having a Scandinavian heritage. He has all of the character traits of a metro sexual yet claims to be a manly man and a viking.
He is so viking sexual he wears blue suede shoes
by FUPM May 3, 2018
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minnesota vikings

by mixeoxlong January 15, 2023
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Viking clap

The Viking clap is an extra bad case of the claps.

Not to be confused with the Viking thunder clap used by football fans.
Ah man i tell you, i got a really bad case of the viking claps from this hooker.
by Speakingfromexperience. April 2, 2021
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vikings vs pirates

the hottest debate in all of 2nd grade
person 1:Wanna talk about vikings vs pirates?

person 2: Vikings are better.

person 1: Shut up
by ILOVELEAN February 24, 2022
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