The messiah of tanning sunworshippers. His name is often spoken in reverence and used in prayers by gnarly surfin dudes prior to hittin the waves.
Bill: Fuck! My tan is peeling. I look like fuckin' snake.
Ted: Didn't I tell you shithead to leave an offering for our righteous lord George Hamilton?
Ted: Didn't I tell you shithead to leave an offering for our righteous lord George Hamilton?
by TheToesKnows May 15, 2025
Get the George Hamiltonmug. The messiah sent by the suntan god to show the way to the sun worshipping faithful. Surfers appreciate his chilled, laid-back, sun-loving persona.
Trump thinks he's got a better tan than George Hamilton but his suntan-in-a-can, carrot juice overdose, fat face tan is as fake as he is.
by TheToesKnows May 5, 2025
Get the George Hamiltonmug. by TSM_Tfue July 29, 2018
Get the jalen hamiltonmug. Jeff was pulling a Hamilton last night; he exposed himself for his affair, so his wife wouldn't thtink he was out drinking.
by Gonnakms November 2, 2016
Get the Pulling a Hamiltonmug. White people go here a lot of baseball nerds and a lot of black people who like football but they are all crack babies who don’t know how to admit that they suck
East Hamilton high school oh that school the one that has the most faggots(sorry if this offends you) people in it in the whole world right now.
by Twn Squidy September 16, 2021
Get the East Hamilton high schoolmug. 1.) A genius play by Lin Manuel Miranda.
2 .) Son of a whore and a Scotsman, that cheats on his wife, and is reliable with the ladies
2 .) Son of a whore and a Scotsman, that cheats on his wife, and is reliable with the ladies
Hamilton: Hey random lady that showed up on my porch
Miss Maria Reynolds: Turns red leads Hamilton to bed let her legs spread and says, staaaaayyyyy
Hamilton: Hey
Miss Maria Reynolds: Heyyyyy *kisses Hamilton*
Hamilton: *kisses back*
Miss Maria Reynolds: Turns red leads Hamilton to bed let her legs spread and says, staaaaayyyyy
Hamilton: Hey
Miss Maria Reynolds: Heyyyyy *kisses Hamilton*
Hamilton: *kisses back*
by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan November 15, 2020
Get the Hamiltonmug. Hamilton-wenham is a town in massachusetts about the size of my asscrack! its tiny! residents spend their time juuling and they all look up to fionacoy on instagram! its also like 100% white!
by panic at the TØP concert October 3, 2018
Get the Hamilton Wenhammug.