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Spanky Franklin

When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.
"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"

"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."
by BonerSlap June 21, 2017
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Franklin D. Aiken V

A writer of Hymns
Isaac Watts is a real Franklin D. Aiken V.
by Lespaul1001 May 17, 2022
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Kirk Franklin

Kirk Franklining youmeans you will get cussed out if you disrespect me and my family
We were having a reasonable conversation when someone said something out of pocket and I issued a warning telling them “don’t make me Kirk Franklin” you
by The original Queen Bee March 16, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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Franklin

a tall nonchalant 6'9 black dude who is the biggest sigma of them all mogs everyone and is better at everything than everyone (especially gabriels)
"Franklin is so sigma"
by TheLonleySigma May 7, 2025
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franklin

small dicked man who loves to be on tinder often, his friends call him “ tinder man” because franklin loves to be on tinder 10 hours if the day and the rest 14 snorting la bolsita and drinking coffee
franklin it’s so small !
by bolsita man November 3, 2020
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Franklin

the stupidest guy ever. watches hentai 24/7
he's such a franklin
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