the Cruz

a retarded passive aggressive ass hole that doesn't know how common sense works and will try to e-mail you and expect you to respond to it when have a have clearly stated you do not have a computer. this person will make up 50 point assignments on the spot then expect you to do the 50 point essay that he said she wouldn't make you do in 2 FUCKING days.

the Cruz: "go fuck yourself"
student: "why?"
the Cruz: "I'm don't know. just feel like it"
student: "fuck you"
the Cruz: "principle NOW."

by doodoomegadeedeefard6967 November 19, 2025

Esdras J. Cruz

Esdras J. Cruz is a young man with a classic comb-over who may be quiet, but will have a lot to say if you incite a conversation especially with football ("soccer" if you live in the US), science, math, FIFA, or even Minecraft. His absolute favorite meal is a Philadelphia Cheese Steak Sandwich with an ice cold apple cider. He's an American with Native and European ancestry, but is very eager to find out where his ancestors came from specifically. He is a Club America fan who will support and defend his team from salty opposers, who will be debunked anyways mwahaha (with respect lol). Further preferred activities include drawing, running miles, as well as collecting jerseys.

"Esdras J. Cruz asked if I'll finish my Philly Sandwich"
"Esdras J. Cruz s talking with his NY accent again :("

"Esdras J. Cruz won the mansion building competition in Minecraft again"
"Esdras J. Cruz drinks so much tea and I ran out of tea packets m8"

by ejc_10 November 22, 2021

Cruz

I super nice human being. who is very genuine and good to his close friends. He is a type of person who may seem cocky or ignorant but when you know them on a deeper level they are amazing people

(i like cruz)

by Good Kitten14 February 28, 2025

《¤》1. Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is March Of Fifth《¤》2. Cristy Veronica Tejada Is March Of The Sixth《¤》3. Star Cruz Is March Of A Seventh《¤》

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《¤》1. Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is March Of Fifth《¤》2. Cristy Veronica Tejada Is March Of The Sixth《¤》3. Star Cruz Is March Of A Seventh《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

《¤》1《¤》Avery《¤》 Eduardo 《¤》Rodriguez《¤》 Is 《¤》March《¤》 Of 《¤》Fifth《¤》2《¤》 Cristy《¤》 Veronica 《¤》Tejada 《¤》Is 《¤》March 《¤》Of《¤》 The 《¤》Sixth《¤》3《¤》. 《¤》Star 《¤》Cruz 《¤》Is《¤》 March 《¤》Of《¤》A《¤》 Seventh《¤》

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《¤》1《¤》Avery《¤》 Eduardo 《¤》Rodriguez《¤》 Is 《¤》March《¤》 Of 《¤》Fifth《¤》2《¤》 Cristy《¤》 Veronica 《¤》Tejada 《¤》Is 《¤》March 《¤》Of《¤》 The 《¤》Sixth《¤》3《¤》. 《¤》Star 《¤》Cruz 《¤》Is《¤》 March 《¤》Of《¤》A《¤》 Seventh《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

《¤》One《¤》Avery《¤》 Eduardo 《¤》Rodriguez《¤》 Is 《¤》March《¤》 Of 《¤》Fifth《¤》Two《¤》 Cristy《¤》 Veronica 《¤》Tejada 《¤》Is 《¤》March 《¤》Of《¤》 The 《¤》Sixth《¤》Three《¤》. 《¤》Star 《¤》Cruz 《¤》Is《¤》 March 《¤》Of《¤》A《¤》 Seventh《¤》

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《¤》One《¤》Avery《¤》 Eduardo 《¤》Rodriguez《¤》 Is 《¤》March《¤》 Of 《¤》Fifth《¤》Two《¤》 Cristy《¤》 Veronica 《¤》Tejada 《¤》Is 《¤》March 《¤》Of《¤》 The 《¤》Sixth《¤》Three《¤》. 《¤》Star 《¤》Cruz 《¤》Is《¤》 March 《¤》Of《¤》A《¤》 Seventh《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Joe Cruz

What is there to say that can’t already be said…? He is his mother’s favorite child but still tips his hat to his siblings. Absolutely knows you’re down with DTF so he makes reservations at “Din Tai Fung.” He once met the Dos Equis guy and bought him a Corona. As a +1, he’ll make you look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner and only clothes himself with finest of material; “Boyfriend Material.” Holds doors and still picks up checks. He can catch a lot of flies with honey but, catches more homies by being fly. The exact guy your friends say isn’t right for you because they can’t manage their own relationships. Joe wants “Love,” like the one from “You.”

Two birds were having a conversation whilst flying outside of a window and saw Joe Cruz. One bird said to the other “Look at Joe Cruz. He’s so us…”

by joecrvz November 24, 2021