Taco bell buffet

A sex act in which one person defecates into the ass crack of another. Then proceeds to eat the fecies directly from the crack without using utensils or hands.

"Did you finally have sex with Erin?"
"yea man, she's a freak, the first thing she wanted to do was a taco bell buffet"

by Admvd7 August 24, 2021

Buffet party pooper

Someone who attends a birthday party at a buffet restaurant but only consumes a small salad or soup, then refuse to pay the full buffet price when the bill comes. Or only pays a small amount that he/she feels covers the cost of the food that was eaten.

Friend: Wait a minute, you still ate something, so you still need to pay the full buffet price of $25.99 per person.
Freebooter: No, i only ate a salad, which doesn't cost the $25.99 price
Friend: What???......That's not the point of this situation......so basically you're a buffet party pooper!!

by Yuppy September 25, 2017

Buffet

Big ugly fat fucks eating together

"Let's go to the place where all the big ugly fat fucks eat together"
"Oh you mean the buffet?"

by Jmjw October 9, 2022

spliff buffet

A gathering where Marijuana is available in abundance, and encouraged to be smoked indooors.

Dude come thru to Marks, it's a goddamn spliff buffet up in here.

by Rig James September 13, 2016

Lobster Buffet

Dipping your genitals in butter like lobster and letting a partner go to town.

“I didn’t think butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

Jimmy Buffet

Jimmy buffet is a popular country artist. His career peaked during the 1970s following the creation of his massive hit, Margaretaville.

Put on some Jimmy Buffet or something.

by Jimmy Buffet enjoyer. September 2, 2023

Buffet Destroyer

A fat fuck that is capable of destroying an entire buffet by eating all the food.

Sam A.K.A. Buffet Destroyer

Try not to destroy this Buffet alright?

by Autt01 February 28, 2021