A short stumpy guy who thinks he can get away with being a massive wad of goose fat when in reality he’s got major dandruff
by vagazzile2892 October 27, 2021
Get the Bradlee turnermug. (noun) anything in the kitchen that your not quite sure what it's name is until you find out/ those giant plastic spork looking things.
by Xupack007 June 23, 2013
Get the turkey turnermug. An absolute twat who loves to get with little girls and is pretty much your classical kfc worker. Greasy,spotty and dry-like the chicken, similar to the girls as he walks down the street
by Sarah’s July 3, 2018
Get the Preston Turnermug. The last name of a boring 25 year old who has nothing better to do than buy fake Ralph polos off Facebook. Can usually be found in his house drinking wine or using his birds car
by Yowag1fam July 24, 2018
Get the Turnermug. To not turn up to an arranged date and turn your mobile off or to cancel an arrangement with no notice for a useless reason
"Where is ...? He said he's on his way, I really hope he doesn't do a P Turner again. "Or "sorry it's short notice guys but I can't make it, I'm going to have roast chicken" - or where the "A friend" claims to be on his way to the party and then turns his mobile off and doesn't turn up- this would be described as P Turner
by New Found Knowledge April 23, 2015
Get the P Turnermug. THE hottest man in the world. Everyone's boyfriend, husband, wife, grandpa, and child. He will find u if you don't love him. Always has the hokey cokey with the opposite sex.
by AlexsTurnerussy(PinterestUser) May 14, 2024
Get the Alex Turnermug.