Thomas

Person with a giant nose and has sex with chicks named Amber cause he cant get any from Brittany

Dude, have you had sex with Brittany yet? nah dude but i did "Thomas" Amber

by John Fulker March 24, 2010

Thomas

A bottom feeding douche bag with a self esteem so low that this person must constantly degrade other people just to feel good about themselves. All of the bravado and big talking in the world cannot make up for how small the penis is on one of these people.

Girl A: God i wish that guy over there would stop messing with my boyfriend.
Girl B: Dont worry, he's just the neighborhood Thomas.

by Hue_Jass69 April 29, 2011

thomas thomas toe

hes really annoying and he doesnt want to play anything with his friends.

thomas thomas toe is annoying

by tomas t November 08, 2020

Thomas

The grossest smelliest man alive who has an odor of mayo with a very small microscopic penis. Girls run away when seeing this hunk of shit. Typically snitches on parties when not invited, which is all the time, typically has very few friends, and a lot of chest hair on that big tummy

Wow look at that disgusting piece of shit, wow must be a Thomas

by Robs Gay February 01, 2018

Thomas

Typically some on with no pubes and a tiny willy. They can also have huge foreheads to which you could build runways on.

Why u thomas. U mad a demechie

by God of girlzzzzzz v0.2 February 25, 2018

thomas

all around good guy with a power to steal other peoples girlfriend and can fuck your mom

damn thomas stop fucking my mom

by lebron james455555 December 04, 2017

thomas

bald fattie.

you lookin like a thomas.

by thomaoooo December 12, 2018