When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.
My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.
by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024
Get the Stretch Johnsonmug. by Nyrac July 30, 2023
Get the Triple Stretchmug. the patch of cum that stays on the skin for a long period of time either after a man ejaculates on himself or someoine else, which causes it to dry. once the skin is stretched out, you can feel the skeet pulling the skin.
After having sex with my girlfriend, I skeeted on her but waited too long to help her wipe up. It dried up so when she went to get up, it created a dry stretch. She wasn't too thrilled.
by NoPantsCass May 14, 2011
Get the dry stretchmug. "Your Stretching it" is used when someone is making or creating a big situation about a small issue or detail. small arguments turn into huge ones as small incidents turn into huge ones as well.
by RealEx December 12, 2023
Get the Your Stretching it!mug. by Pnkjamys August 31, 2025
Get the Mr. Stretchmug. stretch throat is when someone tells you that they have a sore throat but you know that person has been giving sloppy toppings lately , but act as if they don't understand why . Similiar to strep throat because there is imflamation in the throat but different solely because you know they a hoe.
Jane: man my throat is really sore , and I don't know why just came out of nowhere!
John: No kidding sounds to me like you've got stretch throat!! You should really see a doctor about that!
John: No kidding sounds to me like you've got stretch throat!! You should really see a doctor about that!
by Kilthy Fi April 24, 2019
Get the [Stretch throat]mug. by giantballslover February 8, 2022
Get the cooter stretchingmug.