Neil

A dude with seriously cool hair, and even cooler socks.

Hey, did you see Neil’s socks yesterday? They had avocados on them!

by HiddenInTheSand May 12, 2022

Neil

Someone who tries to call you every day ( they’re rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out)

Neil:“I’ve been working on a unified theory”
Neil as well also:“If I make it through tonight everybody’s gonna hear me out”

by Your moms secret furry account September 26, 2022

Neil

Neil

How rapey is Neil?

by Truth_ho_it_is September 29, 2022

Neil Clemow

Neil is a famous actor from a little town in Camborne people normally confuse him for ‘Phil pot’

Oh he looks pretty rich must be a Neil clemow

by Owen Webber March 14, 2022

Neiled

"Neiled" is slang for being scammed. It refers to an online record vendor that tricks customers into paying for out-of-stock merch and then never issues a refund.

"You get that new record you ordered from horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Nah, mate, I got neiled. Asked for a refund and then they ghosted me. Now I'm out 140 bucks."

"Harry! How are you? Did you ever get a refund for that order you cancelled on horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Hell no, bruv. Bastards neiled me."

by VicGot March 22, 2022

Neil

the most chaotic man ever but even so i absolutely love him and he deserves everything. Gentle, sweet, attractive, funny, crazy but in a good way. If you know a neil he most likely has a disorder that effects his mental health and makes him occupy himself from bad occurances. If you know a neil please get used to him even if he might annoy you, you'll regret it if you don't.

Random person: ew imagine dating neil-

You: i love him so much.

by Bsiiamn March 29, 2022

Neil

Neil is a very smart caring boy, he always excels in what ever he tries at, he always looks out for others to and if Neil has the last name of mazumder he is legit the most perfect human on the planet

When I first met Neil all i could think about is his perfect hair.

by Pahm.Rota April 2, 2022