dislocated testicle

a fleshly part dislocated due to the over use of it

shit! i got a dislocated testicle again!

by KinuChomuLOL June 17, 2024

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Testicle tag

When two dudes are fucking one woman and the scrotum from one of either bounce, graze, slap, knock, tag, etc., against the other pokers scrotum.

Hey man! Your balls are like wingnuts bouncing on a drum. When we were nailing her your balls and my balls were knocking hard and fast like a mad mother fucker pounding on a cheater's panic room. Too much testicle tag for me. I'm sorry, but your balls have got to go.

by Pony tank 69 March 28, 2021

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Mind Clear Testicles Clear

When, before an exam, one masturbates to clear the testicles, therefore clearing the mind.

When the prefect caught Timmy masturbating he asked what he was doing, Timmy replied, "Mind Clear Testicles Clear" "You can't simply do only one"

by K3YB0ARDASAURUS March 28, 2015

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Mesopotamian testicle tag

An ancient Mesopotamian game that involves a tagger chasing the other members of the game, when he gets near the members he will punch there testicle area as hard as they physically can, this happens until the tagger gives up or punches everyone’s balls. The female version of this is Mayan Cunt catching where it’s a girl hitting a vagina of other girls as hard as they can with the same rules

“Ok class today instead of doing basketball, we’re gonna play Mesopotamian testicle tag“

by KanyeEast88 December 13, 2024

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retractile testicle

When you have one of your nuts shoot back up into it’s nut hole while you’re making sweet love to your lady or sitting in an uncomfortable position. AKA “ghost nut”.

David: “Mike’s sack looks lopsided. He must have retractile testicle.”
Kyle: mother fucker’s got the Ghost Nut!

by Guynurse January 10, 2018

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