ghost streaks

The white streaks a girl leaves in her underwear after she has been wet

Rupert: "Oi man, I pulled down her knickers and they were full of ghost streaks!"

Richard: "Fuck she must want the d bad bro!"

by ru4u June 23, 2013

bearded steak

A lone steak that has been forgotten in an unplugged fridge that has grown a blanket is sticky furry fungus fuckus... Later used as a gourmet spread eaten by hillbillys and aristocrats.

Do we have any bearded steak in the fridge? I would love to spread some on a multigrain cracker.

by Lolals December 29, 2013

Thot Streak

When you're on a hot streak of banging thots.

That's 3 girls this week... Cal is on a thot streak!

by dabigcalhouna February 7, 2015

seat streaker

Someone who struggles to land their turd in the cavernous space of the toilet bowl and leaves a brown entry wound on the toilet seat. This error is frequently caused by an innocent technical error - shuffling too far back on the sea; however, it is also commonplace among hoverers and those with explosive tendencies.

Seat streakers tend to like to showcase their handiwork through regular and careful cleaning of the inside of the bowl only.

Bad news, guys... It turns out Jason is a seat streaker. At least it's not too late to revoke his contract.

Someone's been seat streaking in the computer room toilets. I'm not certain, but I think it might be that guy who comes in every day at 12:00 to watch niche motor sports and eat a family pack of sausage rolls.

by pyrexpat91 November 24, 2016

Lake steak

Any edible creature coming out of the lake. Such as bass, trout and crayfish.

Person1 : hey when does the fishing season start?
Person2: I don't know but when it does I'm gonna be pulling in the lake steak!!!

by Ptrick94 March 26, 2017

Monday Steak Night

A group of culturally diverse, north shore private school alphas, who gather on the sacred day of Monday to rejoice in the name of the Beef god Mike Lit, and its holy cut of rump. Worshipping occurs at the sacrosanct of the Woolwich Pier on Monday, every Monday, til there art now cow left.

Beta male: Oh damn, it's Monday
Alpha male: Wow you are a beta, it's Monday Steak Night baby

by Euro Stene May 26, 2017

chopped steak

A slab of ground beef desperately meant to pass off as a real steak but is actually a cheap, disappointingly shitty imitation that doesn't even come close to any typical cut of steak in flavor or texture. Typically used by burger joints for dishes that require a standalone steak because for much less money they can essentially just throw a large hamburger on a plate by itself and then it's somehow considered a steak.

Customer: I'll have the steak & eggs, please.

Server: Just so you know, we use chopped steak instead of a T-bone like every single other restaurant uses for that dish. Is that still alright?

Customer: Fuck that, lemme just get 3 pancakes instead.

by j5689 July 9, 2017