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Spanking gear

Another word for thong. Spanking does not always involve sexual contact, especially between strangers; thus potential bottoms are asked to wear thong underwear.
When I saw that sexy policewoman, I wished I had been wearing spanking gear.
by sasgon February 19, 2009
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C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)

The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)
Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
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7 mile spanking machine

7 miles of people ready to spank you as you crawl between their legs. See heaven
Daddy see if your friends can give me a 7 mile spanking machine
by RodgerC26 June 11, 2018
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'Splaining

The direct Mexican translation of explaining as used by the President for Life of Mexico Ricky Ricardo, married to Lucy... who everyone apparently loves.
After Ricky walks in on some of Lucy's antics/shenanigans...

Lucy: OH RICKY, YOU'RE HOME!

Ricky: Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do!
by Michael Steamley May 23, 2008
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Spanking

"How is your day going?"
"Spanking Fam!"
by RealMeaningsBroo July 25, 2018
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Spinning hiroshima porpoise

a sex position in which you are standing on a water bed spinning in circles with a japanese partner...also, the water bed must have a dorsal fin.
Katie: I tried the spinning hiroshima porpoise last night.

Ben: and.. how was it?
Katie: AMAZING.
by britsonthebrain August 26, 2009
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Ass Spraying

When you fuck a girl in her ass and then proceed to piss in her ass then when she sits up she farts out all the piss
Banging this slut in the ass I pissed in her then she just started Ass spraying
by Turtle Titan 4 August 19, 2016
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