Southern Traditional

The Southern Method of beating their wives when they don't do the dishes

A southern traditional is a sweet way for the household male to keep the house straight.

by edimop November 22, 2020

southern mullit

A hairy region shaved in a straight thick line on a females anatomy.

I went down on this girl last night and she had a damn southern mullit looking just like a skunk and it smelt like one to.

by Simeon Watts November 4, 2004

southern slow

They ain't too book smart; but they got common sense.

There aint a Yankee alive that can pass off as southern slow.

by d.a.r.e to keep kids off of dr August 21, 2016

southern wreath

A toilet seat hung from the door to celebrate Christmas.

Billy Bob went to the junk yard to find an old toilet seat to use as a southern wreath to decorate the trailer's front door.

by Chad DD December 25, 2008

Southern Abortion

When you fall down the stairs.

*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!

by headshotcraft April 7, 2023

southern bell

1. a farmer's hot daughter

2. a really shitty phone company

1. She looks like a southern bell.

2. There is no phone in southern bell.

by resinsmp February 25, 2004

Southern Slut

1) Girls who go to Duke, or other fratty Southern Colleges.

2) A member of the underground country band, the Southern Sluts

She was all over him at that frat party, she's such a Southern Slut.

by Limin' October 27, 2011